Better known at ‘the family van’, 2 in the front, 5 in the back

It’s fine, only that guy with one pant leg bigger than the other lives on the 6th floor

I dunno, historically widespread power outages have led to an uptick in birth rates.

My grampa had a similar novelty glass with an inscription that read “my doctor said I can have one beer per day.”

A kid once said to me “well you were born in the 1900s…”

Right. If an Obama were to run, it should be Michelle not Barack. Anyway, they have both said they’re not interested, so it’s just a pipe dream really.