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Two of the world's most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.

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[–] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Is that a joke are we april 1st ?

[–] MoreIronOre@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The Zuck channeling his inner Khabib.

[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would Musk agree to this? Unlike Zuckerberg he has zero history with combat sports

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[–] PhatInferno@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Oh boy a new way for them to advertise themselves.

Who cares? Ik i dont, even more so bc its these 2

[–] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus fucking christ we just had to shoot that gorilla

[–] dominoko@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] borkcorkedforks@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, zuck has training and musk has diabetic meds he used to lose weight.

[–] enjoytemple@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Top ten BL drama plots that no one asked for.

[–] WaffleFriends@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Just woke up and still half asleep. My brain cannot comprehend that headline.

[–] misterchief117@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this the new Celebrity Deathmatch reboot we've been waiting for?

[–] Deliverator@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

At first everything about this was infuriating but now I want to see the entire C-suite of Meta and Twitter face off in gladiatorial combat, and we can stream it all on twitch and bet on who will live

[–] Hawne@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Attention whores. Won't buy.

[–] muzzle@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

The only issue I have with this is that only one of them can lose.

[–] taigaman@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

This is hilarious if they actually did, but it looks like Elon is just memeing on Zuck since Zuck has been doing martial arts, and Elon was talking about his own technique "the walrus" where he just lays on his opponent. The only time I would feel good about giving either of these two money is to watch them beat the tar out of each other.

[–] foxtrots@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[–] UlfarrOT@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Wait a minute, WWE already did the Battle of the Billionaires storyline like 15 years ago.

[–] AssaultPepper@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

There's gonna be so many screenshots of Elon getting choked out on Twitter after this, and I for one am very excited to see that!

[–] the_lennard@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

They are nothing but hot air until they really do it. And when they really do it, they will look and be really stupid.

Don't fan their vanity by paying attention to stupid people doing stupid things. Put your phone away or close your laptop, go out, breath some fresh air. This nonsense is of no concern to you.

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