Dank Christian Memes

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A place for the finest of dank christian memes to simmer.

This community isn't inherently religious, but don't be an ass to religious people. There's a fine line between poking fun at religion and being an ass to someone because of (or lack of) religious beliefs. Don't cross that line.

Other than that, just follow the lemmy.blahaj.zone instance rules.

If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack:

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Bible ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Cancel Culture ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Student loans ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Jesus saw you killing all those younglings ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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PCMATFOLNGSAHLOTOHITJWS ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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That time when Jesus spake directly to me ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Take my money! ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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It's just a prank, bro ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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"Rookie numbers" -Noah ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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The hour of reckoning has come ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Support your local CAS ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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No commemorative bobblehead? ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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You should've replied to that facebook post back in 2012 bruh ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Ezekial 7:8

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Ronny why ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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I'm definitely not a Christian now (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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NOOO STOP THAT'S COMMULISM ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Aliens ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Lord forgive me, for I have trolled ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Forgive me for I know not what I do ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Jesus with the fax ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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ADHD gives me superpowers (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Adam and Eve ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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Jesus was a fed. Sorry, folks. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Living 4 the Lord ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ช (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Jesus

Jesus I love you so much. I love you with all my heart Jesus. I don't want anybody in my life but Jesus. Jesus, I'm on my knees for you, any day any time. Just make the call Jesus. Oh Jesus, your love is so filling. Please give me more Jesus. You're so jacked and muscular Jesus. Your divine strength will lift my poor, filthy soul up. I'm in awe of your magnificence Jesus.

Thank you for your everlasting love Jesus, but I still can't get enough.

Sincerely, A pure, wholesome Christian Minecraft server

This is how some hymns are written I swear

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Sonic accepts Christ as his personal Lord and Savior ๐Ÿ™ (i.ibb.co)
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