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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 weeks ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 4 weeks ago (15 children)

"No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart..."

Hmmmm, I wonder if this is always true. Maybe somewhere there is someone who does not let such things stand.

[–] geelgroenebroccoli@feddit.nl 6 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah check out the Cart Narcs on YouTube. Absolutely hilarious content.

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