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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

submitted 2 weeks ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

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