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Its a reoccurring gag.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.
I read your username as "DopeSalad"
Thats not even CLOSE!
Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.