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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 107 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (23 children)

Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Your pee is too scrumptious!"

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.

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