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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)
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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I'll take action on under 5.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

days

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

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