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submitted 1 day ago by RedBox@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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(Please don't ban me. If this is the wrong place for this post, then can you tell me where I can output in this manner. I just have funny tales that I want to share.)

I was in the casino, and, very nervous, I went all in with 2nd pair and shit my pants. Because I didn't know where the toilet was, some of it slopped out down my leg, and onto the floor whilst I was searching for the bog. It was OK though, fortunately they had those push up ceiling tiles in the toilet, so I hid my shitstained pants there, and flicked a bit of water onto my arse and got some paper to dry, and was back in buisness.

I may retrieve those pants. I think they would be safe to manoeuvre with.

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[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

this is your 1st post on lemmy and you have only one other comment

did you join just to write this?

edit: you just posted another one on another c/ Don't you have anything better to do?