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The Onion bought InfoWars
https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-infowars-bankruptcy-auction-rcna179936
OMG, that is awesome! They have a limited amount of time to capitalize on that before all the Infowars drones catch on.
Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.
that's not what jones used it for?
No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.
Gavin McGinnes?
There was nothing else in the news today but this. Every person on the planet knows at this point.
Not when they exclusively get their news from fox, tucker, and Alex Jones. Most probably have no clue. One downside to isolationist media.
Except the person who just asked what it was about, I imagine that's why they asked .