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submitted 2 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 121 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Elon looking for more Govt subsidies

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[–] John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community

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