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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes to therapy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Jesus Christ, that tops the worst thing I've ever heard a therapist say.

I heard a tale about a therapist in Iowa who after talking about issues with anxiety recommended eating brains shaped foods like, broccoli and walnuts.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's the weather like in 1825?

[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly it was only 4 years ago. But Iowa does feel like that sometimes.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

I mean they have gravel county highways. When I found myself on one unexpectedly last year I said out loud "Why is this county highway unpaved? Why is Iowa a third world country?!"

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