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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 2 days ago (5 children)

There’s still time for SpaceX to do the right thing and load him in the next starship launch next week

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I say strap him to the outside before they launch instead of putting him inside, preferably against the heat shield.

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's important to get empirical evidence of what happens if you strap a man to a rocket. Theoreticals are nice, but hard data is what makes science progress.

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