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Palantir Claims Kids 'Love' Surveillance, According to Forced Data Collection (isglitch.com)

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Privacy advocates alarmed as tech giant launches "Freedom From Freedom" initiative

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

The campaign features testimonials from surveilled students, all delivered under facial recognition monitoring. "The granular behavioral analytics really optimize my recess experience," said one first-grader, as the system flagged her elevated heart rate and automatically enrolled her in Digital Citizenship Enhancement Program.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

we're pretty much China now :(

Oops forgot that whole site is satire

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

This is satire.

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