this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025
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Do y'all like... Loose the knobs for your stove often?
These knobs are usually painted plastic, so it's reasonable to think it got broken or something.
What are you having sex with it? /s
Plastic knobs are more your mom's thing.
Lmao gotem
Do you frequently damage things you have sex with? I think you're doing it wrong and are amazingly presumptuous with your tone considering you just made yourself the weird one.
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Edit: please don't downvote this person. I was wrong to not have included it.
How dare you
:3