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[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 82 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (35 children)

one of my favourite graphs ever dunno if it's real but eh it's funny

love the difference on geese

personally I'd say rat house cat and medium dog are my definite I'd win not even that difficult maybe maybe the big dog but I dunno the dog could win any of the others are a hard no I'd die

[–] johan@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is great. I would never fuck with a goose! Although I think if you know how to grab it by the neck you'll be OK.

Do you have the source of the graph by the way? I would love to share it.

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'm team "All animals must receive a pet"

I wouldn't fight a goose, but only lord knows how much would I fight to give the goose my headpats and to have it really tame around me.

I would bring my A-Game and armed to the teeth with peanuts, grapes, banana and pellets!

And this fight will be legendary taking many day and nights (actually, scratch the idea of taking nights. A healthy goose must have a healthy and undisturbed sleep)

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