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[–] neineon77@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Wait I could get paid to scissor other girls???

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 36 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Only if you're "good looking".

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, that requirement is kind of implied.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rule 37, there are no girls on the internet.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy is not internet. It has been towed outside the environment.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah, but that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Lemmy went well for a couple months and then started posting low effort shit. Now Lemmy tops twinks.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

non-females could scissor technically. but it would be a mash up.

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