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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:

"Drivers License and registration please"

"I don't need those, I'm not driving this bicycle, I'm travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don't contract with DMV."

"Right you are sir, have a nice day!"

Why haven't the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!

[–] Yash2120@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm still confused how they didn't argue

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why didn't the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?

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