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Do not touch the legacy runes. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by simple@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] alternative_factor@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This would be a great fantasy novel honestly.

[–] klangcola@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Teaching sand to think was a mistake

[–] curiosityLynx@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

A version of this kind of is. Check out the Magebreakers series.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a series called Magic 2.0 that comes close. You might like it!

[–] shmanio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

There is something similar in Daemon (or maybe in the sequel Freedom™) in which

extremely minor spoiler

they enchant an invisibility ring, and the ritual is a sequence of steps involving a physical object. In the end, the ring is "tracked" by the AI so that who wears it is automatically removed from surveillance videos