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This is a glass (lemmy.nz)

submitted 17 hours ago by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

The current legacy code I'm dealing with is full of these:

// TODO: Class description here to satisfy linter

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

// I'm paid by the line

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"""
only one line for your comment?
fucking amateur
this comment uses five lines
"""

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

/*
 * this five line comment
 * is formatted C plus plus
 * and is a haiku
 */

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

A haiku has to use elements of the natural world in a symbolic manner.

[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 1 points 39 minutes ago

elements of the natural world in a symbolic manner

What about elements of HTML? It also has symbols.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Eh, my bad. I figured that was somewhat optional given it's English and already kind of an adaptation. Fixing it is more effort than I'm willing to put in tho

The whole Wikipedia page on English Haiku makes it seem like there's a lot of room for interpretation

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 6 hours ago

I figured that was somewhat optional

It is somewhat optional.

While there are certain elements that are traditionally included in a 'proper' haiku, those elements are not universal, even in very old, traditional haiku. @jerkface@lemmy.ca is being too harsh and speaking too absolutely here. A non-traditional haiku is still a haiku.

-- Your friendly neighborhood literature major.

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