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Programming Languages as Essays
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this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2023
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haskell: "you submitted your math work instead of an essay"
javascript: "this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like"
lisp: "it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much"
lua: "your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child"
rust: "omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+"
css: "this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything"
C#: did you just copy Java's essay and put your name on it?
COBOL: why it looks like it's from 16th century?
PHP: I did not ask for a spaghetti recipe
alternative Rust: it's great, but I asked for an essay, not "🔥 Blazingly fast rust-based EssayOS"
C# is Java in good
Yes, I know. I'm a .NET dev myself, it's just a joke