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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 year ago (22 children)

My conservative neighbor is convinced in a conspiracy theory that TSwifty dating Travis Kelce is a scheme to get people to get the COVID vaccine. I wish I was joking, but he's 100% serious.

[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How many guns does he have? (definitely a few)

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He reloads his own ammo, if that helps answer your question.

[–] Rageof10Suns@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is a funny and nuanced answer

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Please explain

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