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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 10 months ago by BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Not kink exactly but I had a boss who abbreviated Due To/From (when one segment of the business owes another for something) as DTF and I never figured out if he was trolling us, or had just never seen it used.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't know what it means and I probably shouldn't ask.

[–] sadbehr 17 points 10 months ago

Down to fuck. A crude way of saying "m'lady/m'man, would you like to copulate with me?"

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