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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 11 points 9 hours ago

What is "main branch" in this context? Main branch of what?

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 8 hours ago

In software development the main branch is the version which the clients update to.

Before pushing updates to the main branch, they should be forked to a test branch.

Microsoft is pushing out updates without properly testing them, resulting in a lot of avoidable bugs.

[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

No, the main branch should be at HEAD, and releases ought to be a few commits back, when it was tested and considered stable enough. Maybe that’s the joke, they’re doing it at unstable points.

Main branch is a common choice for the root fork of a git development repository. It was master, but it is a poor choice when respecting freed men from slavery.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

the main branch should be at HEAD, and releases ought to be a few commits back

Right. I was dumbing it right down without overcomplicating it.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

The tree, duh.

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 12 hours ago

From now on this might as well be Debian as they've adopted the most libertarian rule about LLMs you could vote for. (Basically "do whatever the fuck you want on our code"). Which immediately caused core maintainers with a spine to quit on the spot.

Seemed related to the meme given Debian is the base for a majority of user-friendly distros you'd give to former Windows user.

Interestingly the whole vote was pretty rigged, as a total ban would've required a 3:1 supermajority while the new rule only required a simple majority. And since AI bros piled on that one while everyone else scattered across the other options…

Future codebases gonna be a disaster, almost no one will actually know all of the code anymore.

[-] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 14 points 9 hours ago

Future codebases gonna be a disaster, almost no one will actually know all of the code anymore.

That's a bunch of bullshit tbh.

The reason why microsoft is going to shit with AI is because they force it down their developers throat. Hell, people get reprimanded because they don't use enough tokens each month. And yes, if you're forced to shove AI down everything, it's going to be shit.

Debian isn't going to end up like microsoft because debian isn't forcing it's use. So people use it where it's going to be useful and if it results in shitty code, well, a maintainer will most likely spot it. Debian is famed for it's stability and pretending like their liberal stance on LLMs is going to change that is nonsense.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

I don't want to bring up old wounds - but it was the same with the init system vote - it was set up in a way that only systemd could possibly win.

AI was the goal from the outset, the voting was just theatre.

[-] Starf4rged@reddthat.com 40 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

We call it a "banana product" in DE because it ripens after it has been delivered to customers.

[-] swooper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

“Ship it green, party it yellow”

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

That's brilliant!

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 14 hours ago

No worries. They’ll just ship a development version to your machine and see what happens. That should be a good enough test.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 12 hours ago

xkcd 2347: Dependency, only in the worst possible way.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago
[-] muhyb@programming.dev 3 points 10 hours ago

I uploaded it to ImageBB because Imgur was not available for everyone apparently, so this is kinda weird. However, here is an Imgur version for you:

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