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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Aluminum has always been my favorite element and metal. I feel the urge to punch this anon in his aluminum-hating fuckface.

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Counterpoint for iron, stainless steal. Or 1014L (the L stands for lead) its .14% carbon and the lead makes it more dense and resistent to rust

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone took my stainless steal, but at least they cleaned up after themselves

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[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stainless steel has been around only 110 years. Imagine not having it. Crazy.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Iron is dogshit compared to aluminum

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 5 months ago

Everyone knows magnesium is the superior metal.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I thought Ozzy was the best metal

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

brass is tha best change my mind

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[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Al i want yo know is how is it prnounced. Is the last i silent?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (8 children)

There is one i in Aluminum. It is not silent.

All the other elements use an i before the u. At some point we should fix the spelling: Helum, Sodum, Plutonum, etc

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[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Foiled again, drat

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Uranium gang rise up 🍄‍🟫

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