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Nice try government, I'm not telling you my deepest, illegal desires
I'm blowing off all of my responsibilities and getting high and playing video games all day.
I’d start with a pack of cigarettes
Murder all dictators
Burn Wall Street to the ground.
Sure, the institution would survive, but it would be awfully satisfying.
It sounds like a movie, but I can't quite put my finger on which one. I'm going to have to purge some of my old thoughts and get back to you on this one.
Make it illegal to serve ads on the internet.
Tell my director to stop micromanaging and let me do the job I'm fucking paid to do.
Slap my boss, slap my ex, and slap my meat.
And then for the other 23 hours, IDK... rob a bank?
Eat raw chicken
🤢🤮
That's the thing I wouldn't get sick.
But it would feel gross and weird aaaaa
So much piracy. So much.
If you could preplan. Maybe you could pull a mr robot and destroy records of debt.
kill pookin
If you're taking out a dictator, better take out anyone who has been eyeing their position as well. Taking down a single leader leaves a power vacuum. But as the people who would want to be dictator are eliminated, the power vacuum grows...
I'd ask my wife to fry fish for me
Make the world better
Go to Yosemite and attempt to climb something sick like Wyoming Sheep Ranch or Sea of Dreams.