What a terrible day to have eyes XD
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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Wow i didnt knew biden was a chess player
And a grandmaster at that! Has such unpresidented talent ever been seen on this world?
Actually he is a grand wizard ...
what a fucking shitshow that incident was, jesus christ.
If you want to do this with my, uh, insert, i'll be a good kitty all the time :3
I don't even fight the neighbors cat how I can fight the Palestinians
I want an internet controlled plug but all I hear is how terrible the involved companies are, privacy wise. Fuck, maybe I'll make my own, I'm already casting grinding toys. I'm sure some people have put together an open source project for the hardware and software portions.
Subby internet sluts unite!
open source framework supporting sex toys are definitely the way. That way you can put them on your open source software powered local network, which is powered in turn, by open source hardware designs, manufactured locally to boost economic output. While utilizing other open source software tools to be able to interact with the required open source software implementation needed to use said sex toy.
this is definitely one of the times i've been glad i'm able to read.
lmaooooo
I will never be this clever 😢
I think that's for the best.
I don't think "clever" is the right word
what's the word then? cut the suspense and tell us
I thought this meme was showing someone using an app to fuck with the president's state-issued implant/pacemaker. Not the implant I was thinking.
I also thought that, but I have already saved the meme...
Do I want to know what this meme is about? The comments before me clearly scream no you don't, but curiosity on the other hand...
the app is for controlling a sex toy
NSFWish
Shoutout to boost at this point for still not supporting spoilers btw. /s
@rmayayo@lemmy.world if you needed a reason, observe
Sync as well 😎
It's like an episode of always sunny where they send frank I structures for his chess match with a butt plug controlled by a phone
It's always sunny? Hans Niemann did that in real life
Wow haha had to look that up
Hey fuck you i had to fucking look at this >:(
you chose to click on it, i presume?
if so, welcome to the club, you're part of the internet corner enjoyers club now.
Holy shit this is amazing. From one shitlord to another, I salute you, sir, and all you do.
<3
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better be running buttplug.io
Features:
- Implemented in Rust
Of course
please don't put rust in your asshole
Help this hurts my brain
fine i laughed