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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 148 points 6 months ago (7 children)

??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 61 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Well for some... It's a thing you put fireworks into....

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No, I'm pretty sure it's how SWAT get through doors

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The tube looks hollow. SWAT would use a solid ram.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

RAM makes police vehicles, but the Ford Police Interceptor tends to be more popular with SWAT.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that's a brilliant idea.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.

[–] CarterH739@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We didn't have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, the “we’re young enough to have another kid” parenting method

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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 85 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing. A 5 year old from a farming community would know what that is. Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing.

Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Didn't see what community it was on. Apologies.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

No apologies needed. That's the fun of making these posts. Because people react as if I'm dumb. Which I am, of course.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm hardly the one to point fingers. I have a first rate rural education you know.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

'hillbilly skeleton key' I like that

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.

[–] Aolley@lemmy.world 80 points 6 months ago (3 children)

fuck all these 'tribalism' promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

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[–] nowitsabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gen alpha are literal children. They don't know what a lot of things are

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 months ago (8 children)

OP out here posting boomer humor....

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is how we take back the internet

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

metal pipe with handles 👍

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[–] shartworx@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

It can be if you want

[–] no_comment@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 months ago

Butt plug next question

[–] Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 6 months ago (12 children)

This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[–] Sneakyweasel90@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What's my fleshlight doing in this picture?

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

It's a "state police open up-er"

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 6 months ago

WHAT!?! SPEAK UP PLEASE!

[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.

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[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I don't think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I've got early model alphas and they are barely 5'4".

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's one cool looking bong /jk

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Well it does make a BONG sound

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a potato gun

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It is much less fun than that

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a police battering ram.

Battering ram

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

dinosaur fleshlight

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