He's used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.

Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.

Dear colleagues,

I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I'm delighted to inform you that last year's farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.

I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king's farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don't want to fuck it up.

Best regards, Xero

You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.

Learn to play the flute?

When, in fact, you needed real estate.

I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest

Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, "flatulist" even has its own Wikipedia page. It indeed was (is?) an occupation.

Well I ain't seen my baby, don't know where she's been / I've been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that's not all there is, yeah that's only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

Now do it on command!

Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line

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