New sin? That's a pretty old one.
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Yeah, Iβm pretty sure shellfish is right out!
If I wasn't already an atheist, this would've certainly made me one
It actually was a food safety thing, same with pork.
Stop being so shellfish.
In my office, we refer to hunching over in your chair as "shrimping" and my wife is the worst offender for this. It's good to have proof that she's acting against God with her strange posture.
That's not what shrimping is π₯΅
Why do I have a feeling I'll find its true meaning on urban dictionary?
I'm gonna shrump so hard baby π£
Just donβt look up shrimping on urban dictionary.
Donβt.
That's not even that bad by urban dictionary standards.
I can't wait to read about this in the new new testament
You already agreed to it in the EULA.
My bowels will atone for that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Red Lobster
Lu5t tryna sneak in hopin nobody notices
and white wine.
Bringo.
Bible 2.0 is off to a strange start, but Iβm willing to hear them out.
Why LU5T instead of LUST? Names arent unique on Overwatch
Maybe it's blocked
It's shrimpy time!