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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or any Walmart you’d walk into in America.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bro, maybe the Wally world clientele is different in your neck of the woods but seeing someone with makeup on, or their hair did (leaving aside the question of quality for the time being...) is the exception to the rule.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, Walmart is a before-shower, still-in-PJs affair

[–] Lookorex@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is bottom right wearing a prosthetic mouth piece?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 14 points 4 months ago

God, I hope so.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

yeah, you can get them at costume shops.

or online, obvs

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Germans on the flight from Cologne to Palma, too.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 9 points 4 months ago

They're on their way to participate in the only Balconing League of the world. They're winning by large.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Am American. Can someone explain the meaning of the departure and destination cities?

[–] ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Contains overdramatization and slight exaggerations


Cheapest flights possible to the cheapest "vacation" island possible. Vacation as in

  • drinking until you can't even pronounce "hi"
  • habitual disturbance of locals and other guests
  • being fleeced by club owners and everyone else because you have "tourist" stamped on your forehead
  • sleeping off the night by the pool and pre-game from midday to evening
  • only eating (and drinking) the same stuff as at home, because fuck other cultures who don't know how to make a kebab/Schnitzel/...
  • coming back after 10 days of daze, hangovers and (optional) all-inclusive buffets

Did I forget something?

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw this documentary like 20 years ago about a camping spot on Mallorca or around Mallorca. It was just for german tourists, they had little supermarket with only german goods, every employee there spoke or was german. It was absolutely bizzare to me. Most people they interviewed never left the camping place. Everyone they asked why they like it so much there was that it's just like home. Motherfucker stay at home, what are you doing?

I know the type. It's probably a more aged variant or evolution ot the more party-prone stereotypes.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

One is a colossal shit hole. The other is a colossal shit hole in the sun.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I mean, I feel absolutely horrible after hearing some of the stories from the aftermath of that show, but fucking hell they knew how to get that look...

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Average Friday night in Benidorm

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I don't get it, but I do agree that these are some creepy-ass puppets.