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[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A half used carpenters pencil is what mine finds itself being used for most often. New ones stab my side and if they're too short they just get lost in there.

[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Gut a piece of electric wire and use the insulation as an extension so it'll still stick out from your pocket. That's what I've always done

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How the hell do you fit a ravioli in there without squashing the ravioli?

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[–] DankMemeMachine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I keep a multi tool in there

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also great for knives and flashlights

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are going to hurt kevin

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Without the flashlight, it's too dark for Kevin.

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You cut your ravioli too small

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Things you don't want falling out when you dig into your pockets. I keep change there, or my bus pass, or even a zippo if you smoke

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My entrance card from work fits perfectly in there with it's little plastic housing.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

It's obviously for your lighter.

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