Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2023
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Nothing. She has no time to read Excel spreadsheets.
She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.
I'll just replace "girlfriend" with "wife" since I am married โ
Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn't anything I think would surprise her.
Delete System32
It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.
My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay
She'll be confused about the situation but it's not like I have any strange files or anything, if that's what you mean
My wife and merged CD and DVD collections years ago and all our photo albums and documents (in binders) are all in the office, so I guess technically we have access to each others files... does this count?
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nothing much
nothing because I am paranoid
Which girlfriend are we talking about here?
Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.
An avalanche of boredom ensues.
Also a great disappointment in my interest in Linux memes.
i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.