Haircase
hmmm
Internet as an art
Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain "hmmm" and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to "hmmmm" etc.
I will introduce more rules later and when I finish doing that I will make an announcement post about that.
For overall temporary guide check out the rules here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/wiki/rules/
I won't be moving all of them here but I will keep most of them.
Sthairs
Mimic
Roll a perception check.
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
"My foot missed the step by a... um..."
Thanks, I hate it
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Plot twist: they are merkins.
"Don't ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have."
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
Long mullet.
So... do the drapes match the stairs?
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie pelt staircase comforter?
It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again
I see they own huskies as well.
Hairway To Steven
AI?
It'd better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.