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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] Xaxetrov@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was there.

[–] FarFarAway@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Have you considered something that causes constipation? Immodium, cheese, Blended up guava seeds...

[–] Bone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Someone's gonna need a poop knife after day 3...

[–] ChrislyBear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was here for the poop post of 2023!

[–] Facoris@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the birth of something great

[–] miridius@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

... are the words OP said when finally sitting down on an toilet on day 3

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@mizu6079 @remindme 3 days

[–] remindme@mstdn.social 2 points 2 years ago

@petrescatraian Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Jun 27, 2023 at 5:22 AM PDT.

[–] musiu@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Legendary post

[–] FizzOnMyJayce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Update plz?

[–] Mortalsub@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is God-tier Meme master content, well done OP

[–] n00b001@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember to bring the poo knife

[–] voluntaryexilecat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

May I suggest to get a foldable potty instead? They are super light and the size of an original Gameboy when folded. Combined with plastic bags and silicapowder (do not eat) it will help you stay healthy instead of dehydrated and constipated. If amazon is not fast enough, check the nearest baby mart. If you are just shy, there are also foldable privacy shields (camping section) available to let you do your business with privacy.

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[–] Snuzii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I guess try taking some OTC medicine for diarrhea, should make you constipated.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just don't eat and mainline kaopectate?

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