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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] achooie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Try US MREs but skip the coffee, per 4chan

[–] redpen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How did it go?

[–] diffaldo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

try OMAD and drink sugary drinks while in your journey. Godspeed!

[–] Gobidev@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Wat

[–] Yoldark@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.

You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.

It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.

[–] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna leave my mark here

[–] Valmond@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I was there too!

[–] nPrime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There are many people in long term care homes who survive only on nutritional drinks.

Keep in mind that you'll need to put your plan into action a few days in advance because you'll still have food working its way through your system a day or two after your last solid meal.

[–] Zippit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Take Iron supplements and eat noodles, the nissin soba classic. Also, hardboiled eggs. Backs me up every time.

[–] python@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

People are claiming that this post has historical value. I was here!

[–] totally1995@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

thank you lemmy for this gift

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