Itβs been 6 days since the original post. OP was 3 days out from the poopless leg of his trip. OP, I hope everything went according to plan!
Please update when back!
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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It's about preparation. Approximate gut motility for a healthy adult on a light diet is about 48-60 hours. So, stop eating 3 days before you leave, poop out all you possibly can before your 3 day period starts. Drink about 500ml water per day in the days leading up to the 3 day period. It wouldn't hurt to prep with a mild laxative to remove as much gut content as possible.
Once the timer starts, start eating small amounts only after the first day. For water, about 500ml per day. The good news is that what you pee out can't take much more space than the fresh water you drink.
This assumes you are relatively sedentary. If you perform manual labor during the 3 day period, you'll need to increase water intake, and possibly food intake, to avoid exhaustion.
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Just start taking Adderall. If you're anything like me, you will have to remind yourself to eat more than 500 calories a day and then you will find yourself questioning how many days it has been since you even felt the need to poop.
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Lemmy history!
I was here for... Whatever this is...
You doing some sort of Mr. Beast challenge?
One of the more interesting posts I've seen here
Such an oddly terrifying post.
My only advice would be to have a back up plan. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, and there's no guarantee you won't get an unpleasant surprise. You say you'll use the toilet if you're about to shit yourself, but what if you can't make it and do end up shitting yourself because you put it off so long?
OP is literally asking us the most efficient way to get backed up. What other backup plan could they need?
OP, can you get hold of any stimulant appetite suppressants? They'll pull double doody for you. You'll eat less and be constipated.
I really wish I knew what I did in the past to achieve this. Depression and poor eating habits?
Are you being human trafficked?
Im dying at the urgency. "Guys tell me how to not shit for 3 days AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS DAMNIT"
This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?
Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?
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Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.