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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing you're going backcountry or to a festival of some kind. I sympathize but using an outhouse or potta potty isn't bad, it's just a mental block. You'll enjoy yourself a lot more when you do things normally.

[โ€“] Neptune014@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I dont have any advice. Just wanted to day I was here before the reason was revealed.

[โ€“] MicrosoftSam@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] bahnburner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Breast milk has very few undigestible solids. Just saying.

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[โ€“] Xathonn@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Sleo@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

This sounds like you're on the hajj and don't want to use the crappy bathrooms and wait till you're in the hotel to poop. I would say drink lots of water, have some nuts and dates, drink some of the juices, stay away from rice and meat dishes. Enjoy the experience while you're there!

[โ€“] smashboy@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Commemorative comment for the start of Lemmy lore.

[โ€“] fox@lemmy.fakecake.org 5 points 2 years ago

nothing to suggest but i'm absolutely fascinated by your post, op. please post results.

It's okay.

I'll poop for your share too, friend.

[โ€“] BendyLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For limited opportunities to pee, I'd carry a good sized bottle and limit drinking to sipping water/an electrolyte beverage through a straw.

For limiting poop, I'd try to be empty ahead of time, and just take something solid like bread and cheese which means you probably could go through three days without pooping.

[โ€“] copylefty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I don't have any suggestions but would like to give my thanks for the quality content

[โ€“] Pellotto@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I was here for it.

[โ€“] breakerfall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This is amazing.

[โ€“] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

[โ€“] k_o_t@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

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