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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Yeah its hard to tell sometimes if women are playing with you or not. Good rule of thumb is if its been a long time since youve hung out with a girl, give her some extra space and see if she tries to close it with you. If not no loss

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago (17 children)

Poor guy, gotta start somewhere though.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'll take one anon. All is good.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Good lord how this is so hard for these troglodytes to understand is beyond me. Do they just think everyone who chooses to work retail are naturally the most pleasant and polite people?

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