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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

BBC ffs come on, it’s the Imperial March, not “Darth Vader’s theme”.

Edit: also that junior officer or senior noncom walking in the fantail is giving off the biggest “fuck me, skipper is such a goddamn nerd” vibes lmao

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

A destroyer my friend was on blasted never gonna give you up from their active sonar at hundreds of decimals to rick roll a submarine they were tracking.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hundreds of decimals? Wow, that's at least ten! Maybe even twenty!

[–] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, 20 decimals gives you 100.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

FUCK THEM WHALES

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm digging this, I didn't know Germans are allowed to have fun at work.

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are you serious?

Work is fun in Germany, and one of the few occasions where fun is culturally permitted.

Efficiency and Precision are the children of Fun and Joy after all.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Too credible from Bremen? Worms? Ze Black Forest?! I'm on to you, you democracy-inventing propagandists.

Well, with permission from the corresponding ministry, it's allowed as long as the local government does not veto it.

[–] wallybeavis@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ze work time iz over! Ze fun time iz now!

  • said some guy on the Internet in a terrible German accent
[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 months ago

I didn't know Germans were allowed to have fun full stop

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Imgur link didn't have sound but I could hear it anyways 😂

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour!

[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it has sound but its muted by default,
in the upper right corner of the clip you can unmute.

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 8 points 2 months ago

Lower right for me. I guess it depends on client

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Commander Cody, die Zeit ist gekommen! Führt die Order 66 aus!

[–] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Odd that The Mouse did not intervene.

[–] spechter@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Pepsi wasn't available at the time to conduct a naval engagement.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

You can do it if you aren't trying to make money off it.

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Damn, it would be epic if it were Andrew W K - Ready To Die

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I don't believe this is real..... but I reeeeally want to

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago