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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

What's not to love about bacon

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŽ‰

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

Rant warning. Red paint. Everywhere. ๐Ÿคช

Miniest made a storybook costume for today's parade a couple of nights ago and it looked great. She painted it red with acrylic paint and used her nans drop sheet (Nan's an artist) to protect the floor. All good, it dried beautifully, she put a cartoon face on it and it looked great. While I was at work yesterday Mr P decided it needed second coat of paint. He poured red oil paint all over it (over acrylic) and put no protection down. On the dining table ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธI came home from work to discover tacky wet red paint all over everything (think light switches, toilet lid and seat, pale grey living room curtains, carpet, my mother's table cloth, children, fridge door, walls.. I mean everything). Paint on the little face she'd made. I said, "why didn't you tell him no?" And she said she did but he just did it anyway ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธI said, "this has to come off because it won't dry on time," (it says on the instructions that it takes between a week and 6 months to fully harden) so we spent the rest of the evening sopping all that paint off; it took a whole double length roll of kitchen towel, a roll of toilet paper, most of a box of gloves and several newspapers. Elder Minipeeler was an invaluable asset in this. And it was still a bit wet in places! This morning I opened the dishwasher and discovered that he'd just tossed the paintbrushes he'd used in there on the top rack and turned it on๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Now I have paint on the plastic containers, cups and glasses as well. Miniest wanted me to paint the words Once Upon A Time... on the spine of the book in gold, which I did this morning (it's fast drying gold metallic paint) and the red paint is still a bit wet in places ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธSo she's off to school with red painty hands and a very slightly damp in places project, but one she's happy with. I said, "don't stand near a girl with an expensive store bought costume whatever you do!"

I suppose I'll laugh one day.

Did I happen to mention that I'm allergic to mineral turps?

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 14 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry. "We" as in you? No no no no no. YOU put your feet up whilst HE unfucks the mess he created. Meanwhile YOU consider not kicking him out of the house.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How come heโ€™s still alive?

[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 12 points 3 months ago

For real, if I'd done something like that I'd seriously be sleeping in the car. With the fishes. While wearing concrete shoes.

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago

The only word I have for this is Bruh....

[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago

I have no words... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Omg. What did your partner have to say? Did he help clean up?

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only possible response is to take his pillow and doona and put them in the dog's kennel (if you have a dog) or in the laundry if you don't. A disaster of this magnitude demands a severe response.

Um, I'm sure he was trying to connect with Miniestpeeler and help her project, but he sure did pick a weird way of doing it. The dishwasher bit was totally unnecessary and I can't think of any sane person who puts dirty paintbrushes in the dishwasher.

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago

Holy shit. Mr P...

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

my precious armadillo if this dude isn't neurodivergent, mentally ill or a major god of sex why the ever loving fuck do you put up with these shenanigans.

Like, His Lordship is three for three and I'd still be putting a foot up his arse here.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a combination of the first two I think, lol. Also it is his family home we're living in. There are times I've thought, if the kids weren't so connected to the area and dependent on me, and I had the financial means, I'd be gone. My MIL is leaving it to the children in a trust with me as administrator, as she doesn't trust him to not be stupid somehow and fuck it up. He isn't malicious, which is frustrating, it's like the older he gets the more stupid he gets and I thought people were supposed to get wiser and I don't understand it at all.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What the actual fuck

Gurl

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Wow! Thatโ€™s just something else ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I am currently taking my break away in another teamโ€™s work room since I seemingly cant take breaks at my own desk.

Been gifted a Lindt chocolate ball by a kind resident team member.

Shame though that Iโ€™ll only have my phone to enter myself but better than nothing.

Going to try and chill quietly and alone today with my coffee.

Things could be tense for awhile since the altercation this morning that I had with my co worker.

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Here's a song a sung and played on guitar a few months ago.

I recorded it on my phone and uploaded to Google drive.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FI8qtfdfadLUlvtPVNzRJ-v0Eq9dJtny/view?usp=drivesdk

I fuck up in the middle for a sec lol

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Today I'm feeling drained.

Just when you think everything's going well everything comes crashing down and what I thought I had solved and did for yesterday to be all set and completed turned out to be a totalure failure and stress inducing till the moment I went to sleep.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I know that feeling and it sucks you're going through that right now. I hope you can get everything sorted

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[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Sell something for $700, simple transaction, clean quick.

Sell something for $15 and the guy is busting my balls. I swear if he sends another dumb request I'm going to cancel and give it to the op-shop.

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hi. Is this still available?

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[โ€“] Cendana@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

2 nights ago I noticed some loud rumbling sounds in the kitchen. Was listening to music so thought it was a neighbour dragging heavy furniture.

Today it happened again. But I didn't wear headphones this time.

The culprit?

Our cat attacking the draught stop. She used all her strength to try to rip the thing off, resulting in the door, concrete wall, and the kitchen window 3 meters away to all rumble and rattle loudly.

[โ€“] oztrin@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Back home - blood tests showed nothing abnormal except for higher thyroid which is unusual in a senior cat. They gave us some fluids and that seems to have helped - when I got her home she went straight for the old food that Zooks hadn't finished and then scarfed down the fresh stuff I gave her three mouthfuls at a time - didn't finish it all but spread over three saucers probably a full saucer. So fingers crossed.

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[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Got a reply from HG, suspicions alleviated.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really could've benefited from staying in bed til 10am today. I am le tired, though I hsve no missiles...

[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So have a nap.

ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (20 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] bull@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I used cold brew instead of water in my vanilla manshake and it's not bad! If I post "help help" in about 30 minutes then I'm having a little bit of a heart attack so please send help.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Birthday party secret broken. Grump! Heโ€™s pretending to not know organisation wise. This is effectively the same as a surprise I guess?

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

watched the trailer for the final Grand Tour special and I'm already crying. I dont know if I'm gonna be able to get through it.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Some person has the audacity to call me for work related matters at 3:15 PM on a Friday......settle down sister. The work will still be there Monday

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[โ€“] oztrin@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Still here: they were running behind because of an emergency.
Nothing obvious but they're concerned that she's dropped half a kilo since her last visit. Waiting on some blood results as I type.

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Callisto Protocol free on Epic, looks like one of the more premium freebies. Single player horror shooter.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"I'm not an expert in Hyena genitalia..."

I love my professor

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

We finished watching all episodes of Superstore last week which was sad. I'm gonna start the man on The Inbetweeners which I know I'm gonna get wtf and your kid watched this!!!???? Then Derry Girls I think.

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

The boys were fascinated by a remote control car last weekend so I think it's time for me to break out mine.

I hope they don't mind I don't have a truck. I'm a 'serious' remote control car enthusiast that goes for cars and buggies.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I swear everytime I go for a haircut it's raining.

Happy Friday everyone ๐ŸŽ‰โค๏ธ

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (12 children)

It's blast off Forco ๐Ÿš€

Cheers Little Dumplings ๐Ÿบ

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This work week has been a GRIND. Almost there but I'll be crawling to the finish line. Then a week off next week, really looking forward to a short break. Thinking a second coffee is in order.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

So this is the set up we have going. 2 boom boxes synced together on opposite sides of the room. When they die the big boys go on. 2 Philips hue overhead light globes in disco mode synced to the music. Microphone connected to the old computer speakers. Lyrics on the TV. I could get more flashing lights going but I don't want to. It's like a comfy night club for old people.

This is one of the computer speakers.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fucking had it with these gall wasps in the lemon tree. I let it go too far so have been taking the kukri to it (surprisingly very effective). I'd like to call it shaping the tree but in reality it's wasp genocide.

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