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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 175 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.

[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist. The person holding the pot is Andre the Giant.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One for my favorite fun facts about Andre's drinking...There were times he got so drunk and would pass out in hotel that they'd have to simply leave him there because he was too big to move.

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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr

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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

those teens didn't die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

They rose up 3 days later

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5 lies in only 3 sentences....

Impressive

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They left out that you need to inject it with a needle

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[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.

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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Bitch that's barely a gram

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.

Yay microplastics!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

No, it's an eighth of a pound. Didn't you see the baked in text?

Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.

[–] don@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE

DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl..

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[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

That's way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 36 points 1 month ago

That’s not even one whole marijuana

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

You are undead now, just like Jesus

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago

Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died.....

I got better

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I'm nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I feel like "Christians against the pot" gives the game away.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 25 points 1 month ago

No no longer think it's cool. Now I think it's AWESOME.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger's pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she's dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

It's in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are Christians such prolific liars, anyways?

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Cause they all learnt from the same book of lies

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True that.

Or stick with a trusted supplier. And even then, still be cautious.

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I should have died 6000 times

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🎵 And I should have died 6000 more 🎶

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just to be the man who died 12000 times to .. rise up at your door? Bbbrains...

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Enough fentanyl to kill a precinct of LA's finest.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

"You wouldn't download the pot..."

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Are those fingers circumcised?

[–] SpicyAnt@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

La lechuga del diablo.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That’s a huge hand.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Damnit, Jesus! How many "then I died" stories you gonna come up with?

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeeah, this just has to be satire...

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