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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"Women are my favorite guy."

So true, so true. Google wise.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Women are a good idea for all of us and we will be back in touch with our team members in the Business Sales and Support organization to work from home with the other people in the world.

Too much business up in my predictions.

For equality sake: Men are the best I've ever seen in the world ever since I have a wifi and I don't have sewer in the past few days so I can get a chicken flatbread for the next few days so I'll have to take it to the store for some reason to make it out of the hood.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why did this read like a Trump speech...

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[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Apparently, my phone is a Republican…

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies.”

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"Women are very nice to have fun with and their kids are going to be really excellent with me so I can attach them to the group and see if they can get a chance to go to the store for some maker projects."

As an Ace dude befriending women and participating in hobby projects with their children sounds pretty cool.

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 10 points 2 months ago

Women are the most powerful men in the country

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Women are more likely to have all the nessecary hardware and software that has a good UI when I see one of the hardest years of college for me to get these things fixed or anything like that

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

So I guess it’s not my fault, they’ve made their choice.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Women are women and children too and they are not the only ones who are the most important NATO member???

The fuck?!

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Women are not allowed in this house anymore

… welp, guess I’m getting evicted…

[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Women are the most important thing in society and the most likely to cause harm

[–] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Women are my favorite guy.

[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Women are you can you can hold uranium ore in your hand for the shopping list for very long time and now I have to know if you have any questions let me know

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[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Women are going through the same thing as well.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Women are not allowed to choose what they wear and they are probably looking for revenue streams and the pendulum is swinging away from religious tolerance.

Jeezus!

[–] phuntis@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't want to be in the house

it looped the last two phrase over and over after that

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[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

Women are confidential information

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are the wrong color and the king of beasts is a new page Goals and the king of beasts is a new page Goals

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[–] Jon_Servo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Women are you doing okay with the inherent exploitation of someone across the globe.

...Huh.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

I think it's stuck

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[–] Emmie@lemmings.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Women aren't allowed to be in the same room as men” 💀

iOS 17.5.1. I am gonna write a juicy letter to Tim apple now

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Women are (I don't have autocorrect)

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Women are not a bad way more comfortable

[–] matejc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

women are going home to get some random question

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Women are cattle and I have a lot of money

Lol

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

First suggestion.... Women are the same as a JPEG and the kids have been there are they talking to me?

Second suggestion... Women are you going to be able to get a new job at the end of the day?

Third suggestion... Women are so that we have the answers though and they have the best of us that are not the only ones I know of.

Hallucinations galore. Android Auto complete is... Not smart.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

First suggestion:

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it

Middle suggestion:

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

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[–] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

In Lemmy: Women are a bit of a good girl

In my email: Women are you in the office tomorrow morning

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Women are my favorite guy

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 8 points 2 months ago

Women are very good to have the capital of their own and the world

Well, I look forward to this world order.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Women are the same as women

Huh ya I guess

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Woman are the health benifits to the nature of excercise

I didn't expect that, I was thinking it would be a lot worse, actually kinda wholesome

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are still interested in the morning and I will be in the morning

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[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Women are not unemployed

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and...

(My auto complete seems to be stuck in a rut...)

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are inherently stronger than me.

Lmao, but I am a woman so how does this make sense

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[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

women are so obviously not sure about the situation but they are not done with my partner

[–] experbia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

"women are not sexy to be a loud and simple person"

... I don't agree with this, but my keyboard may have picked up on the fact that I am a gay and a simpleton.

"men are not sexy to be a loud and simple person"

oh nvm it just thinks I hate everyone lmao

[–] DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one 7 points 2 months ago

Women are super wholesome and cheerful and I love you too.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Women are you still have the same as the registered player whether the use of the day of the day of the day…

I don't think my keyboard is very intelligent.

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