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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)
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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ultimate intimidation weapon.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

It sure can, with the switchblade's help.

[–] quigat@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The penis mightier than the sword

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Actually audibly chuckled