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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 239 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be sure to use the image upload field too

[–] calebegg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

How do I do that? Very new to lemmy. Using Boost. Thanks in advance!

[–] Trantarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Embed the image using markdown: ![some text](image URL)

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I don't think Lemmy supports media fields in comments (though I've only skimmed the API, I could be wrong) just on posts. I usually use Postimages for hosting images for comments.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Idk but Boost has a button for adding pictures to comments.


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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 220 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seeing this actually sent a small wave of dread through my body

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 months ago

Wdym? flamingo_pinyata's explaination was quite useful, I wish somebody had told me that long ago and it's still going to let me save so much time.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren't up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Your Lemmy client appears to have a bug.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

[vector Victor]

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

Good Ole Bobby tables.

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s pretty funny! ���

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why is it that whenever something is spitting out junk data, those specific characters are involved?

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 99 points 2 months ago

� is used to represent an invalid character, so it makes sense that it'd appear often when bad data is being rendered (or good data is being rendered improperly).

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything is 0s and 1s to a computer. What a pattern of 0s and 1s encodes is decided by people--often arbitrarily. Over the years there have been attempts to standardize encodings but, for legacy reasons, older encodings are still valid.

The 0s and 1s that encode ' in UTF-8 (a standardized encoding) are the same 0s and 1s that encode ’ in CP-1252 (a legacy encoding).

The � symbol is shown when the 0s and 1s don't encode anything of meaning.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Right single quote (’) in UTF-8 (https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+2019) has the same bytes as ’ in cp1252 (which is more or less "ASCII" if we're doing ELI5). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows-1252

Sometimes your keyboard or program's settings will use right single quote for apostrophes instead of a normal apostrophe. ' you might notice how this one is straight and not bent a certain way. This setting is often called smart quotes.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 months ago

👺 May your socks always be wet.

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The special hell.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 39 points 2 months ago

You are evil

[–] frezik@midwest.social 35 points 2 months ago

Some hackers DoS the code. This guy DoS's the corporate process.

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 27 points 2 months ago

I feel like saying nothing but undefined is worse.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you're reading this, you probably live in a country that is a party to United Nations Convention Against Torture.

If your company is allowing this, please contact your government or another member state.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

See you in hell

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Junior dev: Oh no what is that symbol? Let me examine the code closely to find out

Senior dev: The form still works. Fuck you.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Must be the updated version of ~~~~####3$3$$%^^~~~! NO CARRIER

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

wow this is a good joke’ wonder if it'll work

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd need to put ’ (specifically) in place of a quotation mark. That is the cp1252 encoding of right single quote in utf 8.

"Wonder if it’ll work?"

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 months ago

This doesn’t makes any sense!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least where I work, the developers who actually wrote the code would probably never see it. We have service staff that deal with an initial problems reported from customers. They'd likely figure out someone actually entered those values.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You must have exceptionally competent first-level support.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They are quite well seasoned. But it's also worth noting they are developers as well because the job usually has you debugging things or writing code that needs to be run for the specific customer. Not a large amount of code, but just things that end up being specific to a customer.

And if they have to come to a developer that actually works on the product, it's usually a pain to try and figure out what is going on. Thankfully, this is very uncommon.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

is there a decnet found satan sub around here?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I know what I'll be doing April 1st 🤣

Who hurt you!?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Remember to throw in "=" at the start just to toy with the poor sap who has to manipulate the results in excel

[–] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

If you think that these days resumes actually reach developers, I have an AI company to sell you.

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