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My little brother likes to say he's going to have us all taxidermied and put on roller skates so we'll be with him forever.

Shove my corpse on a random desert hillside and study its decomposition ... hyper-specific because there's actually a study like so, but yeah, anything that isn't claimed by patients/doctors who need it, I want set out for sky "burial".

Now I think about it, I think I read that study wants entire corpses. Now I'm sad.

I think this is one of those societal level conspiracies

I like by taking life, in death I want to give life. It's legal, it's ethical. Unless I die from a bacterial disease or nasty virus, I find it ghoulish and cruel to be cremated or pumped full of preservatives - let me return to the earth. Feed me to birds, bury me under a tree, i don't care - I just want to feed life as I fed upon it

It's legal, it's ethical, and if I died tomorrow I'm sure my frequently expressed wishes would be ignored

I am pretty sure it is becoming legal to get composted some places. Then you wait and disinter the giant bastard, free yard skeleton

You're "homeschooling" !

Yeah everyone knows in Europe there's just skeletons everyone's gardens. It's considered pretty common over here and not at all weird or strange.