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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 138 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, Schrodinger's liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I thought communing with Satan is how we get pregnant. But, I admit I didn't pay much attention in Communism class.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I think liberals just bud asexually.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You misspelled jesus. That's how Mary was impregnated.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She got pregnant with her son? Where’s a child welfare investigator when you need one?

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Incest.... Ewwww gross.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

New liberals are manufactured at colleges. Duh. They don’t need the gay sex babies so they murder them.

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fake, clearly the first thing you is to be woke in the morning, before the male tears coffee

That's my secret, cap...

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The stroke is strong with this one, so strong I almost had one myself from trying to read that.

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don't assume their medical emergency

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My woke mind virus just will not sync with the Biden network today. I've had 13 abortions trying to reset the system, but nothing so far. Hopefully Satans tech support will get it figured out?

[–] lostinfog@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago

Time to get another booster vaccine!

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Did you decide your orientation? That step is crucial.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was just telling my partner the other day about how cool medical science is because we were able to develop a vaccine in under one year with only one microchip getting in it. A decade ago, there would have been oodles of microchips. I love the future.

Don't make me say it. You know what this is. Stop making me point it out and learn to detect it. Gdi, it's fucking /s, you dolt. I can't believe I keep having to say so, but downvotes clearly prescribe it as necessary.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

I thought I got kidney stones once but it was just used up microchips 🤷‍♂️

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

There are no down votes I can see. I also don't think tone tags are a bad thing given how much misinterpretation happens on the Internet, even if this example is kind of obvious.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

For whatever reason some people cannot detect sarcasm.... I made a joke about vaccines not working and that the limes everyone was eating lost effectiveness...and yea downvoted. I think it's because some of the crazy shit people say is now crossing lines into wtf land.

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Better to piss into the sync than sync into the piss.

[–] CrustyBus77@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Don't forget to cash your check from George Soros!!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

That mug is 🤌