My own birth, I guess.
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Maybe go back in time and punch my dad in the balls about 9 months before I was born.
Then all that would remain of me would be a weird story where my dad got socked in the nuts by a ghost that looked just like him.
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Have you learned nothing from science fiction stories? I would not change anything.
I'd tell my younger self to stop fuckin carving "Operator symbols" into furniture. And also to get into playing minecraft...
I would install an automated missile system on every single would be colonizer country's waters, that would sink their ships when they tried to leave port