cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/18407005
Weevil time
A
Imagine for a moment that instead of resting your tie in the cuff atop your shoulders it was strapped tightly to the back of your skull.
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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Anyone that even for a second thinks option B is correct, needs to find a corner and think about their life choices for a few hours.
What is wrong with you? If he wears it like A, he’d trip over it constantly.
Please get a psych evaluation.
That's only because he's wearing a comically oversized tie in this example. If he wasn't taking tie tips from a certain American politician then he'd be just fine.
He's obviously wearing his tie in the style of the giraffe weevil, regarding the length.
B
Ok you, spit that crayon out and sit in the corner.
While you wait, this Marine Corps recruiter would like to have a few words.
I think it would look pretty good if it was on that joint on their neck
C
Comrade weevil rejects the capitalist tie paradigm and lewdse a worker revolution instead.
Weevil criticized the government to a loyalist at the bar and disappears one day, his family does not receive rations because he went missing on his way to the bread line.