Somewhere in Europe, there is a very disappointed drug dealer staring at a number of boxes that contain nothing but delicious, healthful South American bananas.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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"I don't care if you have to eat every banana you are going to find the drugs"
Banana bread is good though
Just imagine cocaine bread though. 🤔
That's a good point. Plus, it's summer, and you can't do summer without a banana split here and there.
Is... is it summer? we are about to have fucking october.
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Aw, looks like fall started yesterday:
https://www.almanac.com/content/first-day-fall-autumnal-equinox
The fall equinox and the first day of autumn arrives on Sunday, September 22, 2024, at 08:44 A.M. EDT in the Northern Hemisphere.
Seems crazy that official summer lasted until just now, wow. Didn't realize that
I still wish we would adjust our calender system by a few months, so the seasons align better with each quarter.
I've never had a banana split... Now I wonder if I've ever really done summer.
You're okay if you have done watermelons.
Asset managers gonna be snorting pure whole bananas to stay awake.
Meanwhile in Austria
Do you have pictures of the banana costumes?
From now on whenever someone goes undercover I imagine them as speaking Banana
I would love to see the faces of those policemen when they read this article...
That's bananas
There's always money in the banana crate.
Somebody’s family is having a rough week
Something like this happened at a fruit distributor in the Netherlands and they called the cops. Arrests where made but due to a fuckup during trial a full list of the fruit companies employees where left in a file that went to the defence. One lawyer refused to remove it and several years of threats and attacks on the fruit distributors personell followed.
Soon to be appearing in Aldis middle aisle?
Is that the one with the random $20 disposable boomboxes and drones nobody wants?
How much could one kilo of bananas cost?
100k?
There's always cocaine in the banana stand.
Well gee wiz, so that's where it went
Johnny Chimpo back to his old shenanigans!
Whats the going rate on bananas these days?
I thought bananas were nature's candy, not nature's nose candy.
You haven't lived until you put a banana up your nose.
Why always bananas? Why nobody tried to hide coke in idk, flour packs?
Maybe because only the bad ones get caught 🤔
Separate in small containers and sell at the pharmacy section.
Banana was too bonita
Niiice, jackpot! Easily worth more than a few boxes of bananas!
NGL I've never heard of banana Coke before.
Probably coming from Guayaquil's port
This week's Special Buys.
Knowing the Germans there is a slight chance somebody going to court because it was advertised as 1.5€/kg, and winning
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